Sultan: Watch it at Torrent Only

First Published on 09.06.2016
Watching this movie is like raping a constipated man. I have heard a new theater called Torrent is distributing the tickets free and also offering pollution mask to every watcher. If you are so desperate as to rape a constipated man, watch it at Torrent only — no, I am not so desperate; and not every marketing tactic works.

Comment Dt. 10.07.2016
Let me clarify the reason for writing the above bad words is not Salman Khan’s rape comments. Frankly speaking, per se I didn’t find anything wrong in them, but, of course, I am not so naive as not to understand that it was a movie promotion tactic. In fact, I made the above comment because I didn’t like the story of the movie at all — of course, I have finished watching the movie sans “pollution mask”; took many breaks; requested the theater owner to either play news or porn in between the breaks, and he obliged with news. First, if a girl rejects you because of your low status, and you get a status to get the girl, you are an idiot. Secondly, if a wife abandons you because you failed to pay proper attention to her delivery, were too busy with your career, had turned arrogant or whatever else, well…that can be a reason to be angry, but it can’t be a ground for divorce. It’s not your mistake if your child is born with a rare blood group as that of yours and you don’t have a properly functioning blood bank in your remote village. The only question I would ask in such circumstances would be why the wife was not admitted to a proper good hospital, given you are an Olympic medalist. But, unfortunately, that question can be answered by the writer and the director of the movie, not the poor Salman Khan: he knows only how to take off his shirt, and now when he has a paunch, constipation is the first thing that come to mind. You can’t produce any s… and sell in the name of Salman Khan; at the end of the day, he also has a paunch to settle with inside his shirt.
Advice to news media: The theater owner couldn’t distinguish news from porn, it’s just per chance that news got selected.

About the Author

Ankur Mutreja
Ankur Mutreja is an advocate-cum-writer, and his blogs are amongst his modes of expression. He has also authored number of books, which can be downloaded from the links on the top menu.

Be the first to comment on "Sultan: Watch it at Torrent Only"

Trolls Welcomed :-)

%d bloggers like this: