In a hurriedly called midnight press conference, this year’s Sahitya Academy Award winner has been announced. In a keenly fought contest, Chetan Bhagat made a strong claim of “Making India Awesome” by appropriating the award for himself. However, the All India Bakchod’s newly released “Creepy Qawwali” impressed the jury so much that they have even recognized Hinglish for awards. But, the show stealer was Salman Khan’s famous poetry, “Tan Tana Tan Tan Tan Tara, Chalti Hai Kya Nau Se Bara” Some jury members were indeed concerned about his propensity to return the award in light of the Beef Murder controversy, but then his BF Modi gave a personal assurance.
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