Here is the list of Nobel awardees for the year 2017:

Nobel Prize for Literature: NARENDRA DAMODARDAS MODI for his famous de-monetisation speech (mitron).

Nobel Prize for Economics: NARENDRA DAMODARDAS MODI once again for de-monetisation but this time for the 2000 rupees note.

Nobel Prize for Physics: NARENDRA DAMODARDAS MODI for his selfie with MOM (Mangalyaan).

Nobel Prize for Chemistry: NARENDRA DAMODARDAS MODI once again for his selfie with MOM but this time in his backyard’s botanical garden with the real mom. 

Nobel Prize for Medicine: NARENDRA DAMODARDAS MODI for his Yoga.

Nobel Prize for LOIN (new entry): NARENDRA DAMODARDAS MODI for his charkha pic with 56″ ……..

Nobel Peace Prize: (This is a quiz question; Hint: Surgical Strikes).

This man truly deserves it, and I have given it to him all. 

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