Let’s Make This World a Better Place

Hi! I am fed up of this inequality, therefore I have decided to take a plunge in the democratic process. I intend to stand for the next general election as an independent candidate. However, I don’t have funds to manage my election expenses. Therefore, I plan to launch a public issue of my prospective candidature. I intend to become an MP by 2014 and minister by 2020. The pubic issue of my candidature comprises 10,000,000 shares of Rs 10 face value each – I think Rs 100 Mn is the minimum start up capital I need. Once I become minister in 2020, I intend to do a big scam of the scale of Rs 1,000 mn, of which I shall garner at least 50% of the amount, i.e. Rs 500 mn, which will then be the new value of my capital. Thus the share of Rs 10 face value today should carry a market value of at least Rs 50 in 2022, which would give a return of 500% in ten years. There can be no better opportunity than this to earn big money. Come invest in your future, and let’s together make this world a better place by distributing the fruits of democratic process to all.  

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Ankur Mutreja
Ankur Mutreja is an advocate-cum-writer, and his blogs are amongst his modes of expression. He has also authored six books: "Kerala Hugged"; "Light: Philosophy"; "Flare: Opinions"; "Sparks: Satire and Reviews"; "Writings @ Ankur Mutreja"; and "Nine Poems"; which can be downloaded free from the links on the top menu.

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