— Some kid play “Chor-Police“. Many kids run after another shouting chor, chor. The Police Chief tells the “chor” to surrender and prove his innocence by leading evidence.
— The “chor” says I will go to the court and there you prove my guilt, but the Police Chief says I am the judge, the jury and justice; come to me, I will not only deliver you justice but also spiritual peace.
— The “chor” asks what peace, you beat up the last “chor” you caught. The Police Chief retorts that’s our unique way of “Third Degree” meditation. We cops are famous for such conditioning into spiritual peace.

No wonder the spiritual lawyers of RSS need no “Third Degree” meditation. It’s reserved only for the uninitiated JNU kids.