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The Dog Debate

The recent comment of ex-Army chief Sh. V. K. Singh has led to a serious unrest amongst the dogs. They can often be seen discussing and debating men at street corners. Impressed by my writings, they invited me to one of their recent street debates as a guest. Here are the excerpts: Moderator: We have a new guest tonight from the men community. Though it is difficult, we will show…


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Sahitya Academy Award Winner Announced

In a hurriedly called midnight press conference, this year’s Sahitya Academy Award winner has been announced. In a keenly fought contest, Chetan Bhagat made a strong claim of “Making India Awesome” by appropriating the award for himself. However, the All India Bakchod’s newly released “Creepy Qawwali” impressed the jury so much that they have even recognized Hinglish for awards. But, the show stealer was Salman Khan’s famous poetry, “Tan Tana…


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I Don’t Live My Life the RSS/BJP Way

I don’t do Teen Ghanta Modi; I sleep 8hrs/day. I don’t do Yoga and other couch potato exercises. I don’t disrespect humans for cows. I don’t marry for sex. I don’t puke or urinate on streets. I don’t drive rash over pedestrians. I don’t drink self-urine. I don’t dance on Radhe Radhe. I don’t beat up girls. I don’t separate couples on Valentine’s Day. I don’t wear frocks in Navratras….


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Movie Preview: Sheena Bora Murder

#SheenaBora #IndraniMukherjea #SheenaTruthOut #SheenaBoraMurder Cast Introducing Rahul Mukherjea as Rahul Mukherjea (under the mentorship of Salman Khan). Alia Bhatt as Sheena Bora. (don’t worry; won’t let her die.) Rani Mukherjea as IndRani Mukherjea. (no pun intended.) Introducing Aditya Chopra as Peter Mukherjea. (who else!) Anurag Kashyap as Mikheal Bora. (ek jaise lagte hain, nahin!) And, hold your breath…introducing Rakesh Maria as Rakesh Maria. (yes, this is a break through.) Story…