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Protestor’s Market

It is necessary and important that a stable daily market wage rate of professional protestors be established for the benefit of the business, who presently pay disproportionately high rates to activists and politiicans for launching fabricated protests through their captive corporate media. Indeed the business has made heavy inroads into the market APNE AAP, but their grip on the market has not yet crystalized. AADHAAR may give them ready access…

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Revolver Rani ICJ

I, Revolver Rani & ICJ, Our Saviour

I am married to a “Revolver Rani” type girl, who abandons me for I can’t fire my GUN on target. However, I love her so much that I file a petition for restitution of conjugal rights in a matrimonial court. In the meantime, my beloved “Revolver Rani” murders an innocent guy in cold blood, who like me just couldn’t fire his GUN on target, and is awarded a death sentence….

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Nobel Prizes 2017

Here is the list of Nobel awardees for the year 2017: Nobel Prize for Literature: NARENDRA DAMODARDAS MODI for his famous de-monetisation speech (mitron). Nobel Prize for Economics: NARENDRA DAMODARDAS MODI once again for de-monetisation but this time for the 2000 rupees note. Nobel Prize for Physics: NARENDRA DAMODARDAS MODI for his selfie with MOM (Mangalyaan). Nobel Prize for Chemistry: NARENDRA DAMODARDAS MODI once again for his selfie with MOM but this…

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Cashless Economy Survey

#CashlessEconomy #Demonetisation #demonetisation #DeMonetisation The following are the competent resources for the cashless economy: 1. eWallets, Credit Cards, Netbanking, Cheques, etc. 2. Food Grains, Pulses, Meat, Milk, etc. 3. Cattle, Tools, Utensils, Furniture, etc. 4. Gold, Silver, Diamond, Gems, etc. 5. Pouts, Smiles, Cleavages, Eye Winks, etc. 6. Muscles, Lathis, Guns, Abuses, etc. 7. Begging Bowls, Gurudwara Langars, Restaurant Leftovers, Garbage Bins, etc. 8. Boobs, Vaginas, Penises, Arses, etc. Of…

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Selfie Reporting

After initial enthusiasm, media channels have now started Selfie reporting of Modi’s foreign trips: instead of sending their reporting teams with all the paraphernalia, they just report from Skype using Selfie camera.The Modi Government should also fund the foreign trips of the reporters and cameramen along with himself because this type of expenditure on foreign trips has never been seen before in Indian Media, which is anyways going through a…